Introduction to Lasers

Big scoop for you today. We’ve discovered the secret training exercise of the District 13 military – laser tag.

Finnick Odair (he goes by the code name Sam Claflin in some circles) shared a picture of him and some of his District 13 compatriots recently, and you can be sure he’s taking the training seriously.

 

What a way to practice strategy, maneuvers, and teambuild! I can just see Boggs now. He’s concerned about the upcoming mission. Wants to make sure everyone is ready for the perils at every turn.

Mandatory afternoon at the laser tag arena!

Laser tag is serious business

Laser tag is serious business

 

Awesome.

BUT WAIT. THERE ARE MEMBERS OF THE SQUAD MISSING! How can they become a cohesive unit with some of the members absent? Troubling, indeed.

Yes, another HIMYM pic because it's ending next week.

Yes, another HIMYM pic because it’s ending next week.

 

I hope the Mockingjay and Soldier Hawthorne will be able to clock some hours soon.  Probably best to keep Peeta Mellark away from such situations however. The lasers could set back progress in his rehabilitation. (Or perhaps lasers could BE the solution? Somebody tell Prim.)

Interesting additional point about the laser. It seems that District 13 has discovered the existence of weaponized cats. Amazing, isn’t it? LASER CATS. Just brilliant, and I’ve heard their leader Buttercup is quite the strategist as well.

I think the rebels are well on their way to victory with this whole laser strategy.

Yes, I brought the silly today. Major pop culture points to the person who notices the Parks and Recreation reference.

JJ

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One comment

  1. “(Or perhaps lasers could BE the solution? Somebody tell Prim.)”

    There is no “perhaps”. EVERYTHING is made better with lasers. Everything.
    In fact, I bet that Coin was purposefully withholding such important information about those coherent beams of electromagnetic radiation.

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