Sounds like a YA book title, no? Well, it does to me! It’s true though, Jennifer Lawrence is a hell-a popular, and for good reason. All you have to do is Google this simple phrase “Jennifer Lawrence most…” and you know what comes up? Well I’ll tell you. 1. Most recent interview. 2. Most influential. 3. Most beautiful. and 4. Most loved. Google doesn’t lie in these instances, at least not in my opinion, because it’s true– she is influential, she is beautiful, and yes– she is loved. The Girl With The Pearl’s last article can attest to three of four things on that list, because think about it– what are some of the most common and true marks of popularity, but influence, beauty, and lovability other than being bashed by someone as ridiculous, hot-headed, and, oh yeah did I say ridiculous, as Joan Rivers. I know, I know– Rivers is the farthest from respectable, and it’s true the mark of influence and the rest is being picked apart like rib roast by a hungry Saint Bernard. However that’s not my saying that I approve of Rivers’ lambasting, to me
it’s just the cries of a person who doesn’t like having her poor choices pointed out to her. And to that I say, “too damn bad, lady!”
Jennifer Lawrence keeps getting talked about, that’s what I’m getting at here, and despite the occasional, and generally totally obvious jealous sniggering from a dying breed of people, i.e. people like Rivers, most, or everyone has something nice to say about Jen. Seriously, it’s not everyday that a single actress and her projects make it onto survey category lists and makes it out on top of said categories like, well– Sexiest Movie Actress, Most Anticipated Film of 2014 (Mockingjay Part 1), and then on top of that she’s making critics lists for most likely to be nominated for Best Supporting Actress at all the major awards shows this season. Come to think of it, she’s nominated in that category at the Golden Globes, which is happening next Sunday in Los Angeles. Sorry, but didn’t she just win an Oscar last year? Isn’t she in one of the top five grossing films of all time right now? Isn’t she only 23 years of age? Isn’t this totally insane, and how is she not a crazy bitch that everyone hates?! Oh yeah, because she’s influential, she’s beautiful, and she’s loved, and I don’t see that changing any time soon.
Wonder what she’s gonna wear this Sunday? Huh, like that matters, she’d rock a potato sack, and you know it.
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