Disclaimers, warnings, etc!
First and foremost, SPOILERS AHOY!
Thought of a really fun post, but it involves those Catching Fire set photos that everyones been talking about! To be fair, it is UNDER THE CUT (or further down the page, if you’re already in the full page link!)
Here comes that super repetitive reminder that we’re three. different. writers. with different opinions. For instance, Them There Eyes is really not a fan of these things. However, I’m more lenient. Personal preference: We dig it! These photos have been up on the Internet for days without any sites receiving notifications to remove them, so we’re not secretly, scandalosuly posting them against the will of the mothership. Breathe in, breathe out!
Plus, we’re gonna get hella wicked maaaaad funny with it!
In short: You have been warned. We have explained our position. Nobody is making you look if you don’t want to. QUIT YA BITCHIN.
Ya bitchin’. Quit it.
Willing to check out the rest of the post? Venture UNDER THE CUT!
The new photos from the set of Catching Fire have been quite the revelation! Not because they reveal the location or the outfits or the ways certain scene are being shot, but because you can tell what the characters are REALLY thinking!
Just take a look at our quotes under the photos and you’ll see!
“How very gracious of the Capitol stylists to give us knee pads for the beach arena! Let’s see how they work against water!”
“I hear you doubt the Finnick physique! For your consideration, I present ALL THE ANGLES.”
“No honey, most women don’t have a body like this at my age, so fantastic that underwater men try to pull them straight out of the games to ravish them. I’m just that good!”
“I believe in the Finnick physique! Shall we dance? On a bright cloud of water, shall we swimmmmm…”
“Honestly, Finnick… I expected that trident to be MUCH more impressive, ifyagetwhatI’msayin! I’ve seen better.”
“Fuck my life! This is karma for kissing Gale, isn’t it? Raw, salty karma.”
“I’m trying to have a serious conversation with you, Katniss! But there’s a strange woman kneeling near my crotch and frankly, it’s distracting.”
Aren’t We Great When Comes to Reading Fictional Minds?!
The Girl With The Pearl